areolas are like halos for boobs.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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