i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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