I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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