Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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