who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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