i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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