The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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