So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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