I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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