you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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