He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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