that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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