Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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