how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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