she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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