Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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