we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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