apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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