drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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