okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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