guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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