I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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