herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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