:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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