I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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