Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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