that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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