But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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