I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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