Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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