So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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