My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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