I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
im six kinds of drunk right now
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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