my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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