I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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