your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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