sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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