the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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