Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
