Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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