Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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