I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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