I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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