who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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