We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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