GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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