I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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