How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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