My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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