Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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