Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
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Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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