Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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