What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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