Pappa wants mamma naked
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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